Do you need a couple billion for a pet project?

I know I do.  That’s why I’m so glad the good people over at Reason have given us the Personal Stimulus Generator – you could qualify for up to $350 billion!

For years I’ve been trying to spread the word about the menace tough urban squirrels pose to society – and now, thanks to the largess of taxpayers everywhere those greedy, twitchy rodents can be stopped.

Thanks Congress!