John McCain has been talking up his global warming plan this week. Needless to say, I'm not impressed. It's expensive, of course, and it's based on a lot of unfounded, alarmist scare-rhetoric. But more than that, it's inconsistent. On one hand, he buys into the apocalyptic hype of the green crowd. On the other hand, he offers a plan that doesn't give that crowd a lot of what they say is necessary. In other words, he's offering a plan that will please no one.