FreedomWorks
Aug 11, 2009

FreedomWorks Issues Abject Apology to Left

Free-market organization thanks left-wing groups for instruction on the finer points of intelligent policy debate

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Brendan Steinhauser
(202) 942-7612

Washington, DC -- Today, FreedomWorks released an apology to leftist political organizations, including MoveOn.org, the Democratic National Committee, the AFL-CIO, and ACORN for our apparent ignorance of the fine art of political discourse.

FreedomWorks' August Recess Call to Action encouraged grassroots citizens to attend Congressional town hall meetings and listening sessions.  We asked everyone to voice their opinions and communicate their opposition to the President’s proposed hostile takeover of the American health care system.  Apparently, the very act of showing up and having an opinion is, in effect, to act like a “thug.”  Opposing President Obama's policy agenda on health care is, in and of itself, unacceptable, and has no place in our democracy.  Bottom line: it's “disgusting,” according to our friends on the left.

We didn't know this.  Evidently, we also didn't know best practices in a respectful, dignified policy debate, but our leftist friends were kind enough to "take FreedomWorks to school", so to speak.

Specifically, "school" included phone call blitzes from MoveOn.org and the AFL-CIO that jammed FreedomWorks phone lines and filled up staff voice mail boxes.  Callers’ consistently used profanity, vulgarity, ever-popular references to “Nazis” and “brown-shirters,” racial slurs targeting an African-American staffer, and even veiled threats of violence and bodily harm.

Now we know how an intelligent political debate unfolds.  Thank You!

FreedomWorks would like to share some of the more interesting examples of this brand of debate, graciously communicated to staff via voice mail by some of the more learned members of the thoughtful left.

Please click on the links below (WARNING:  If you, like the uninformed members of FreedomWorks, do not have an appropriately sophisticated and  “progressive” view of political discourse, you may find the content of these recordings extremely offensive. They use profanity, crude sexual innuendo, racist remarks, and very, very bad English):

Call 1: "You're a total d**khead. Bye-bye, you little a**hole."

Call 2: “You all suffer from the same f**king problem: you didn’t get laid enough when you were younger because you’re 5’ 3”. … Girls never paid any attention to you… You’re a little f**king dweeb who f**king didn’t get any p**** his whole f**king life… You’re a little f**king piece of shit and I would f**king step on  your fu**king head quicker than you could shake a stick out, if I had the chance… You’re the f**king minority."

Call 3: We are using tactics like Hitler to disrupt democracy. “If I have to pick up a weapon…then I will.”

Call 4: Heavy breather.

Call 5: "F**king buddies' wives..."

Call 6: Very creepy: “Stop disrupting my democracy with Nazi, Brownshirt tactics…you immoral bast****.”

Call 7: Threat to respond violently to town hall attendees. "I hope this backfires on that piece of s*** Dick Armey.”

Call 8: "I hope you have a hard time sleeping at night."

Call 9: “You are almost as bad as the communists… You’re from out of the country, obviously.”

Call 10: “Your Brownshirt tactics are unacceptable, un-American."

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